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Riddle said:
Thank you Walkertown...you never disappoint :shaking:
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I just wanna know where these kids and their parents get the money for this shit. That's probably every bit of $70k-80k if not more. Like that little shit of a kid better get straight 105s in ever class, and have a full time job before his parents to even consider helping him get a truck like that.

Am I really getting old where I can see how different I grew up compared to today's kids? I couldn't even text when I was 16, because my old ass Nokia didn't have that ability.
 
ckruzer said:
You had a a phone?! Spoiled rich kid eh?
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Yep something like that, lol.

Edit: was curious as to what model so I looked it up. Nokia 252N it was made in '97/'98, got it at 16 in 2003. I can't stop laughing at that phone compared to people texting from their apple watch now.
 
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BUCKEYE PERFORMANCE INC. said:
I get behind that pos all the time.
Loud vehicles do not offend me but this pos needs to be ticketed. I sometimes wish I had my giant channel lock pliers so I could flatten out the pipes. BTW I don't think it has any mufflers

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There was a truck that use to go by my house at 10pm and make the thing backfire all the damn time. It was an old square body ford with 12" stacks coming up through the bed. I caught him going into Walmart one evening and told him if he ever woke me up driving through my neighborhood I was gonna shove watermelons in those stacks and beat his ass. He either quit or blew it up, it hasn't happened since.
 
iwaxmyjimmy said:
Yep something like that, lol.

Edit: was curious as to what model so I looked it up. Nokia 252N it was made in '97/'98, got it at 16 in 2003. I can't stop laughing at that phone compared to people texting from their apple watch now.
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I'm really looking forward to the day I can shed the grave clothes of Email and ditch the smart phone for and old flip.

If I had the money I would take my old waterproof indestructible Samsung flip and put iPhone guts in it so I could eliminate the stupid "screen" time from my life.
 
BUCKEYE PERFORMANCE INC. said:
I get behind that pos all the time.
Loud vehicles do not offend me but this pos needs to be ticketed. I sometimes wish I had my giant channel lock pliers so I could flatten out the pipes. BTW I don't think it has any mufflers

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Destruction of someone's property is kind of extreme. I would hate that to happen to me because I'll be straight pipe for the short interim.

However.

The thang sure ain't no Mona. You sure it wasn't with glasspacks? Seemed to be too much popping for tube only.
 
This one bugs me. A lot. Not only did this have tons of useless aero this car will ever need it had numerous ///M emblems when it's a base 328 sedan. The front bumper has all types of aero I tried snapping some photos but they didn't come out.
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iwaxmyjimmy said:
Yep something like that, lol.

Edit: was curious as to what model so I looked it up. Nokia 252N it was made in '97/'98, got it at 16 in 2003. I can't stop laughing at that phone compared to people texting from their apple watch now.
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Shit I graduated before that phone came out. We had a rotary dial phone still too. I got real embarased when friends came over. I would send them downstairs since it was a cheap push button phone.
 
ckruzer said:
Destruction of someone's property is kind of extreme. I would hate that to happen to me because I'll be straight pipe for the short interim.

However.

The thang sure ain't no Mona. You sure it wasn't with glasspacks? Seemed to be too much popping for tube only.
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My ol dodge popped more when I had it straight piped, loved it (I know, asshole....), I could make it pop or just let it rumble. But there is a cop in elkin that hated me and busted me one night for "noise ordinance violation"... Now I have a thrush glass pack on it :D:flipoff2::driver:
 
99JeepXJ said:
This one bugs me. A lot. Not only did this have tons of useless aero this car will ever need it had numerous ///M emblems when it's a base 328 sedan. The front bumper has all types of aero I tried snapping some photos but they didn't come out.
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Whats the deal with bringing the pipe up and around the bumper now??? Seen a couple like that and it just looks ridiculous!
 
JSJJ388 said:
Whats the deal with bringing the pipe up and around the bumper now??? Seen a couple like that and it just looks ridiculous!
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The left side is just stripes and the right side is the tow spot/hook. Bmw use mounts in both front and rear bumpers to be towed and the idiots like to have the tow hooks in with shit hanging off. Dumb
 
JSJJ388 said:
My ol dodge popped more when I had it straight piped, loved it (I know, asshole....), I could make it pop or just let it rumble. But there is a cop in elkin that hated me and busted me one night for "noise ordinance violation"... Now I have a thrush glass pack on it :D:flipoff2::driver:
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My buddy Brian (RIP) use to have a Katana 1100
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Funniest story I ever had of Brian....He could make that carbureted katana backfire like a 12ga shotgun on command by turning it off and turning it back on again. He use to LOVE doing it in tunnels and under wide bridges, but the BEST was the 3 of us were riding the back roads of Alamance county, Brian in the lead, me, then Jim, and we passed this fenced in "yard" that was right up on the road, with 50+ posts that had barrels nailed to them sideways at a slight downward angle. Apparent chicken coops. And on top of these blue plastic barrels mounted on posts were hundreds of chickens...just FEET off the road.
As soon as my brain registered what those were, I KNEW what would take place....I KNEW Brian, and what he was about to do.

Sure enough, 2 seconds after I see brake lights:.......POW!!!!

and to my right; a SEA of feathers and clucks

I started laughing so hard I couldn't see. Brian had the same problem because we immediately pulled over off the road. When we both took out helmets off our faces were covered in tears and snot and we were laughing hysterically. Jim pulled up and asked if we were OK....and had missed the whole "show" but Jim was kind of a buzzkill anyway so even if he SAW it, he wouldn't think it was funny. Meanwhile Brian and I were damn near hyperventilating over this. About that time we hear the chickens calming down and hear the sound of some old geezer raising hell. Apparently he was yelling at us, and coming across his field to "have a word with us"

We dried our faces off and put our helmets on to continue on riding. But I laughed for hours about that....just that whole visual of KNOWING what Brian was about to do....looking left and then SEEING that whole sea of chicken feathers and hundreds of chickens in unison, molting in mid-air :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
99JeepXJ said:
This one bugs me. A lot. Not only did this have tons of useless aero this car will ever need it had numerous ///M emblems when it's a base 328 sedan. The front bumper has all types of aero I tried snapping some photos but they didn't come out.
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He must know this guy at my work. Take a 528, ad some 540i badging and wheels, then ad an M badge and fender paraphernalia, then ad a spoiler, the remove the 540 badging and add some flags along the side with your name:
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jeepinmatt said:
He must know this guy at my work. Take a 528, ad some 540i badging and wheels, then ad an M badge and fender paraphernalia, then ad a spoiler, the remove the 540 badging and add some flags along the side with your name:
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As a real M3 owner it's laughable but it bugs the hell outta me! Like benz owners putting amg badges or 6 cylinder mustangs putting cobra emblems. Come on man!
 
Tradarcher said:
It's Osage and it weighs more than 50lbs per cubic foot.
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So if the bumper is 8"x8"x6ft, at 54lb/ft^3 thats 145lbs. But the edges are rounded and the tag is cutout, so probably closer to 100lbs.
I'd guess that
jeepinmatt said:
If the wood is dry, its probably not that much heavier than a stock bumper, and certainly lighter than some of the aftermarket stuff I've seen.
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BigClay said:
Street pharmacist
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I know the kids aren't smart enough for that lifestyle, I'm in classes with some of them in college. Most are dumb as a box of rocks.
 
99JeepXJ said:
As a real M3 owner....
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As a wannabe M3 owner, I would never tag my crap with it. It CAME with the M-sport package, and nice little M threshold and Flaggy M steering wheel...but, damned if I'd even TRY that crap!

Oh, and as a former 1985 Ford Escort owner, I DID try and make my own headlight covers to mimic the Merkur XR4Ti...and failed.
 
Diggin' that custom tailgate with the license plate box and shaved handle.. It's 1997 all over again. They even got the badly metalfinished ripple-y tailgate sheet metal just right, dent and all.

I'm disappointed that the plate box isn't rotated at an angle, and there isn't an "Under Construction" vinyl decal on the back window.

Well, I'm disappointed about lots of things when it comes to that truck.


It reminds me of this:

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Iguana is the king of the squat game.
 
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As much as I love a Suburban, this one just spells douche frontwards, backwards, sideways, and tic tac toe in your face!
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If anyone has $18k to spare, it is for sale, btw.
Lifted Z71 Beast!!!
 
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