Random Thoughts.....

Mustaches are pretty boss. They allow you to drive a truck with wolves and a dream catcher scene on the back glass accented with a footprint gas pedal. If I didn't have a job with grooming standards I would also be sporting the distinguished look of a Yosemite Sam mustache. Nuthin but class.
 
When you smell someone else's fart, air that has been swimming in their body in a sea of turds is now in your lungs.
 
Why is no one selling brown underwear?
 
Consider the latch on the inside of toilet stalls.
Every person handles that thing, right after wiping their ass - some of whom will get poofinger - or scratching their balls, handling their junk... before getting a chance to wash their hands.
When you grab that handle you're basically holding a ton of previous guys' junk and wiping their ass.

Wash you hands...
 
No wonder dog is mans best friend ...... God gave us dogs before he gave us women.


Matt
 
What I don't understand is how I can AGREE with my wife and STILL be wrong ..........


Matt
 
Don't half-ass anything.
Whole-ass everything.
 
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