Random Thoughts.....

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by RobMcBee, Aug 21, 2015.

  1. UTfball68

    UTfball68 Well-Known Member

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    Has the term 'swamp ass' been diluted over recent years??? I see to remember legit swamp ass yielded a swampy smell usually resulting from someone not knowing how to wipe well enough (or sharting and forgetting)...and it also had a bit of a gooey swampy feel between the ass cheeks. But the last few years, as it warms up, folks seem to think 'ass sweat' is also included in the 'swamp ass' category. To me, those are two totally different afflictions, one is a hygiene problem, the other is glandular problem.
     
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  2. RatLabGuy

    RatLabGuy You look like a monkey and smell like one too

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    If a centaur mates w/ a mermaid, they have a 1/4 chance of having a normal 100% human kid.
    Thank you Mr. Pennant Square.
     
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  3. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    I've come to the conclusion at almost age 33, that there's an admirable ammount to things I can do, but when it comes to reading a person's body language and nearly all unspoken jestures, I'm not worth a flying f**k.
     
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  4. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    It's been known for a long time.
    Therion 2012 les fleurs du mal metalharem.jpg
     
  5. RubiconBear

    RubiconBear Well-Known Member

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    Or seahorses?[​IMG]
     
  6. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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    So if a seahorse mates with a sawhorse, could they make a seesaw?
     
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  7. RubiconBear

    RubiconBear Well-Known Member

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    Where else would seesaws come from?
     
  8. RatLabGuy

    RatLabGuy You look like a monkey and smell like one too

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    I always thought they were the bastard child of a ladder and a slide.
     
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  9. BrianGreen

    BrianGreen SSG Brian Green

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    1- What dumbass Yellowjacket decides that the middle of my yard is a “good” place to build a nest?

    2- How do 10,000,000,000,000 of these fuckers fit in a nest the size of a cantaloupe?

    3- How the fuck did they create this in a week?

    4- What did they do with the dirt displaced from their hole? I want it back since they no longer exist.
     
  10. RatLabGuy

    RatLabGuy You look like a monkey and smell like one too

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    My understanding is they typically move into an old home from a rodent. So really, it's some other guy's fault....
     
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  11. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    Decayed tree root systems too. I've been chasing their tunnels for years at my house.
     
  12. junkxj

    junkxj Well poop!!!!!

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    Blasting caps do wonders for underground nests. You do lose more dirt with this approach though.....
     
  13. CasterTroy

    CasterTroy Motarded

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    Beat me to it.
     
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  14. JSJJ388

    JSJJ388 GREEN GREMLIN

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    A pound or so of black powder also works well to get rid of them. As does gas.
     
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  15. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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    Or mortars, or tannerite. Or honey badger.
     
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  16. tknopp

    tknopp Well-Known Member

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    Or jeepinmatt. The king of fire.
     
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  17. BrianGreen

    BrianGreen SSG Brian Green

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    20oz drink bottle filled with gas. I just shove it in the hole. Gas goes down, laugh as some are buzzing their life away in the bottle.
     
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  18. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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    Somewhere there's a video of me with a brake parts cleaner torch, lighting a mortar that was covering a yellow jacket hole, that was filled with fresh gasoline.
     
  19. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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  20. Loudmouthbass

    Loudmouthbass Well-Known Member

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  21. Loganwayne

    Loganwayne #BTL

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    that was a real let down....
    coming from the guy that wants to burn everything down thats all you got?
     
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  22. JSJJ388

    JSJJ388 GREEN GREMLIN

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    We blew moms crepe myrtle out of the ground one day over some yeller jackets. She walked out the door calm as could be and simply said "there better be a new one in that hole by the time I get back, our Ill put a similar sized hole in you" in the most loving yet terrifying way.
     
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  23. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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    Most of my best work was done in the days before good cell phone cameras and cloud storage.
     
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  24. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    It's hot outside.

    Or as they say in England: It's bloody hot outside.
     
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  25. Loganwayne

    Loganwayne #BTL

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    Somehow I’ve set my pond, yard and myself on fire one night and no one had a video of it. I had a few beers before I tried to get the fire going again


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