Random Thoughts.....

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  1. RobMcBee

    RobMcBee Slow n easy when you're not gettin greasy....

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    Exactly what it says. Post up your random thoughts or ideas. Kind of like Shower Thoughts on Reddit. I know we got some "thoughtful" people on here, what say you?

    Shower Thoughts • /r/Showerthoughts
     
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  2. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    College dorm rooms smell like ass.
     
  3. retroedaddy

    retroedaddy Infidel

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    For me the worst thing about having King Kong walk down the street is kids could look up and see giant genitals........
     
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  4. retroedaddy

    retroedaddy Infidel

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    ^^ Ok I cheated, I tried to think of something funny and blanked. ^^
     
  5. RobMcBee

    RobMcBee Slow n easy when you're not gettin greasy....

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    They would clearly see he's nuts
     
  6. GotWood

    GotWood Sayer of Fact

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  7. Infamous1

    Infamous1 Well-Known Member

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    You gon eat dat cornbread?
     
  8. RobMcBee

    RobMcBee Slow n easy when you're not gettin greasy....

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    Damn right ima eat my damn cornbread
     
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  9. ManglerYJ

    ManglerYJ Well-Known Member

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    If you go around to furniture stores and buy one of each of their bar stools to take home and try out, would you call them stool samples?

    If you cut the head off a baby cow is it decalfinated?
     
  10. Jeff B

    Jeff B pool boy

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    If Caitlin Jenner was a man and liked women, but now it is a woman if it still likes women does that make it gay? If he now likes guys but used to be a guy does that make it gay? :confused:
     
  11. Ron

    Ron Dum Spiro Spero Moderator

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    No but if you give a pregnant cow an abortion it is.
     
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  12. Jeff B

    Jeff B pool boy

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    ^^^^^^that's some funny shat^^^^^^^
     
  13. ManglerYJ

    ManglerYJ Well-Known Member

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    Did you know that 99.9% of all constipated people couldn't give a sh!t?
     
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  14. GotWood

    GotWood Sayer of Fact

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    Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
     
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  15. mommucked

    mommucked Endeavoring to persevere

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    Why do we dream or have nightmares? what purpose do they serve ?.................my dog does it all the time, she runs w paws/legs twitching and breaths hard like she's really running fast, sometimes she will quietly bark, growl and whine........... I think she's chasing the neighbors barky border collie, or the squirrels.................... I imagine other animals might also dream............. I know what squirrels dream from an animated movie I saw and watching them fight, gather, bury, dig up and eat acerns In my yard :beer:

































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  16. RobMcBee

    RobMcBee Slow n easy when you're not gettin greasy....

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    I'm definitely sure my dog is mans best friend...... I don't even put up with my wife farting this much.
     
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  17. Wes

    Wes Well-Known Member

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    -Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.

    -By the year 2020 Hispanics will outnumber people.
     
  18. GotWood

    GotWood Sayer of Fact

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    Why do you have a hot water heater when hot water doesn't need heated? Shouldn't it be called a cold water heater?
     
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    Bogleparsons Well-Known Member

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    why do women wear low cut shirts then get upset when you stare at their chest meat
     
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    Man I wish this MF'er from Craigslist would email me back...
     
  21. BigBody79

    BigBody79 Well-Known Member

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    I don't actually laugh at most stuff but this one got me.
     
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  22. Infamous1

    Infamous1 Well-Known Member

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    Grandma said an old gypsy told her if you want to know what a dog is dreaming place a forked stick over its tail while it is dreaming and you will have the same dream. She said she did it and dreamed she was eating a big ole pile of crap!!
     
  23. ManglerYJ

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    If you've seen some of the nursing home facilities around here, she may not have been dreaming.....
     
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  24. kaiser715

    kaiser715 Doing hard time

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    You can tell it's going to be a great first date if you ask her to dance, and she climbs up on the table.
     
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  25. Dylan W.

    Dylan W. lone resident of Bro-Lite Island

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    I think I've ask this before
    But if an Asian rides a sit-n-spin, will it disorient them?
     
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