Biggest douche-mobile

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by McCracken, Jul 16, 2014.

  1. RatLabGuy

    RatLabGuy You look like a monkey and smell like one too

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    Wait, yeah that whole subframe that the arms are bolted to is just a couple plates bolted together? And only attached to the frame with 2 grade 5 bolts at each arm?
    I love this thing b/c the more I look at it, I think you could randomly choose any 1 bolt to take out, and then watch the whole thing fold up and bend as soon as a reasonable force is applied.
    At least they are shiny bolts...
     
  2. CasterTroy

    CasterTroy Motarded

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    ....the worse it gets

    I mean that literally. Every minute that goes by you find another "OMG"
     
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  3. Fabrik8

    Fabrik8 Overcomplicator

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    With stainless steel, button head cap screws. Totally structural.

    I don't understand all the extra little tabs on the edges of all the parts. It's not an assembly locating feature obviously, so they must just be there for added weight and to make it look more off-road-y.

    If the plate thickness looked like there was any engineering involved for weight reduction, I'd say those tabs were a bad idea for stress risers. Not worried.
     
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  4. Chris_Keziah

    Chris_Keziah Joe Dirt

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    That thing looks like its got 10* of the negative caster.
     
  5. Scooter402

    Scooter402 Rest in pieces

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    I was looking at those tabs too. My first thought was the same - assembly locating features...but upon closer inspection, they are certainly what you describe them to be...makes it look tough! ….or something.

    Dude that designed that "kit" must have seen those features on an actual functioning product and thought to himself "I wonder how I can make something that is supposed to be useful into something totally not...and make it look like a 55-gallon drum of douche-juice at the same time."
     
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  6. CasterTroy

    CasterTroy Motarded

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    THIS Caster gave him a negative 50 as I passed him. He didn't like that so he tooted his train horn :rolleyes:

    Sara said he must be hung like a cold field mouse
     
  7. 93redzj

    93redzj Well-Known Member

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    I was excited to share some Myrtle beach swag with you guys until I seen the bolt on truck nightmare, I just don’t know how to compete with that
     
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  8. Fabrik8

    Fabrik8 Overcomplicator

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    Before going through the effort of painting or powdercoating the entire frame and all the bolt-on parts, why not just pick up a welder and start eliminating bolts?
     
  9. 99JeepXJ

    99JeepXJ Well-Known Member

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    I mentioned this previously in this thread but I live in ft Lauderdale now and work 1/2 mile down the toad from that shit hole SoFlo Jeeps. It’s honestly sickening to see these things rolling around the streets. I’ll try and go down there sometime and take pics of their Jeeps. They take base model sports, slap 22s+, shitty hoods, lights all over the place, “custom” interiors and charge $45k for them. It’s insane. They even ruined an AEV Brute
     
  10. Croatan_Kid

    Croatan_Kid More parts than a 9 dollar chicken bucket!

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    Caster obviously doesn't matter if you've got DUAL remote reservoir....steering stabilizers.... :rolleyes:

    I actually want to know how much that "truck" weighs.

    Oh, and that looks like a GenY hitch if I'm not mistaken. They make some pretty cool stuff.

    Mega-Duty Drop Hitch 10K Dual Receiver | Gen-Y Hitch
     
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  11. skyhighZJ

    skyhighZJ Thanks for your taxes

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    FIFY
     
  12. Monkeynono

    Monkeynono New Member

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    How does that suspension even work? That truck is just.........
     
  13. justjeepin86

    justjeepin86 Well-Known Member

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    They put normal parking spots in the contractor section at Lowe's.... just to have morons do this. [​IMG]

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  14. cbjeeper

    cbjeeper Just a good ol'boy meanin no harm

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  15. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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  16. junkxj

    junkxj Well poop!!!!!

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    I dont think it's fair to call this guy out as a d bag, anyone with 4 broken ball joints and a smiley faced dana 35 has had enough for one day.........

    Plus his bumper fell off!!
     
  17. Fabrik8

    Fabrik8 Overcomplicator

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    Meh, still looks better than some of the Jeep shit piles that I see driving around.

    Someone very clearly did that just to piss people off, because it takes almost no effort. So it's really a trap, but do would you fall into a trap that's so easy to spot?
     
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  18. RatLabGuy

    RatLabGuy You look like a monkey and smell like one too

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    You really should have parked in front of him
     
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  19. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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    Pulling the ghost trailer into the handicap spot. Obviously his handicap is being nearly blind, so thats what all the lights are for.
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  20. junkxj

    junkxj Well poop!!!!!

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    Such a waste of what looks like half ton solid axles........

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  21. Danger_Ranger

    Danger_Ranger Well-Known Member

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    Kick back Jack's in Asheboro. Guy sitting at the bar with white sunglasses on his head. I'm betting it's his.[​IMG]

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  22. obullfish

    obullfish Well-Known Member

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    Gotta love working in the hood. F8F01AF9-4C0D-4D0A-80B8-4861B99D21FF.jpeg
     
  23. Deplorable

    Deplorable Well-Known Member

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    Fab Four+Rocky Ridge= Abomination
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    The rear fender is over the gas fill
     
  24. mikey1369

    mikey1369 Well-Known Member

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    I guess he thought the spot was extra wide just for him [​IMG]

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  25. WARRIORWELDING

    WARRIORWELDING Owner opperator Of WarriorWelding LLC.

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    I will never understand this look....it's comparable to the squat in my mind. Utter disbelief....
     

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